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The Greatest Pool Ever Made
The Pool Part 1: Fake Ken Dolls (00:38 - 18:22)
Host Deaze Beans begins by speaking of a pool he made up with an 8th grade acquaintance, only to find out it is now real. Each cabana is equipped with special amenities, and humans are only allowed to join if they have an IQ of exactly 137. Calls are taken from Yolenz, who is a fake Ken doll, and Scott Baio's Drugs.
The Pool Part 2: Scott Baio's Drugs and the Monty Python Foot (18:22 - 33:03)
The discussion of the fantastical "pool" continues with Scott Baio's Drugs, Yolenz the fake Ken doll, and the very polite Monty Python Foot, who is a cook at the pool.
The Pool Part 3: The Bill Gates Conspiracy (33:03 - 53:32)
"The Pool" keeps dominating discussion as King Hudson joins the show; apparently the whole pool is a way for a mysterious woman to court him. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs also join the fray and continue their technological feud.
Aunt Jemima is Lonely (53:40 - 62:48)
"The Real Aunt Jemima" is in rare form, looking for a date with any and all of the hosts.
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Beware the Canasta Brothers
Gene/Consciousness Splicing 303 (1:10 - 24:05)
The segment begins with a call from Snail/Wildebeest, quickly followed by William(Hurt)/Amoeba. It doesn't take long to find out that "Roland," Ronald's half-brother, is behind the DNA experiments, as well as a bagel fast-food chain. This prompts Ronald himself to call, and then Grimace's brother, Gimnael, who initially thinks he is Bob Dylan because he is coming off of an LSD trip. Gimnael's right-hand man in his motorcycle gang, Piglet, then joins.
Underwater Atrocities (24:05 - 38:18)
NYC's own East River calls, followed by the thorn in his side, the Harlem River. Then old radio competitor Newton Folds calls, who has given up his show and is now running a service that alerts people as to when they are being talked about on POTG Radio. The trans-gender Whale Man calls looking for a date, and gets a suitor.
Birbest Wants to Settle Down (47:35 - 63:12)
Birdman's estranged son, Birdbest (who, unlike his father, is a friend to POTG Radio), calls looking not for a date, but a mate. This prompts several obvious candidates to call: Richard Simmons' Skeleton, Edward Scissorhands, and Skeeter's Back.
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Besides hearing the above segments together, you can hear how POTG Radio's phone carrier drops them mid-show, stopping the calls for a few minutes, and what POTG Radio producer Willow does to fix this.
