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Two New Designs added every 4th Tuesday of the Month

Planet of the Grapes T-Shirts uses a company called Zazzle as its vendor for most shirts. Their unique customization capabilities excite us, as you will have the freedom to choose from their varying types of shirts to place our designs on. Please note that darker designs may not work on dark or black shirts.

NOTE: You must register with our online vendors and be 18 or over to purchase products with adult content.

All content ©2008 Planet of the Grapes. All Rights Reserved.

House Party Liberation Front Dancer

House Party Liberation Front Dancer

Painted live at the House Party Liberation Front by Omar Lewis

Base Price . 16.15

Luigi Gets More Princess Than Mario

Luigi Gets More Princess Than Mario

Does Mario get more mushroom?

Base Price . 16.15

Every Day I Fail To Impregnate A Woman Is A Lifetime Of Relief

Every Day I Fail To Impregnate A Woman Is A Lifetime Of Relief

Stop global crowding and shotgun weddings!

Base Price . 17.95

The 80s are So 2006

The 80s are So 2006

Remember when cell phones were as large as credit cards?

Base Price . 17.95

House Party Liberation Front (Left Breast)

House Party Liberation Front (Left Breast)

Planet of the Grapes and Andre M. Zucker's House Party Liberation Front

Base Price . 17.50

House Party Liberation Front

House Party Liberation Front

Planet of the Grapes and Andre M. Zucker's House Party Liberation Front

Base Price . 17.50

Proud To Be Human

Proud To Be Human

Concept by David Barwinski
Design by Planet of the Grapes

Base Price . 18.50

Property of Nothing

Property of Nothing

Own your words, even if you have nothing to say

Base Price . 17.95

Birdman - From Egypt With Lust

Birdman - From Egypt With Lust

(POTG Radio)
His loins burn hotter than the Sphinx's nostrils (aka his apartment)
Birdman illustration by Darcy Vorhees
Graphic Design by Brad Naprixas

Base Price . 17.95

You Don't Know Shit About Che Guevara

You Don't Know Shit About Che Guevara

...neither do your friends. Everybody stop lying to each other.

Base Price . 17.95

Need Time

Need Time

It's the only thing you can't get enough of, besides sex.

Base Price . 17.95

No Time

No Time

Time doesn't exist. That's what we tell ourselves.

Base Price . 17.95

Pants

Pants

The most ironic shirt you'll ever wear.

Base Price . 17.95

Zelda Hearts

Zelda Hearts

You're on your last life.

Base Price . 23.40

Irony is the Viagra of Modern Culture

Irony is the Viagra of Modern Culture

It's so almost true.

Base Price . 17.95

XY Boy Shirt

XY Boy Shirt

The DNA on your sleeve

Base Price . 17.95

XX Girl Shirt

XX Girl Shirt

The DNA on your collar

Base Price . 17.95

Find The Circle

Find The Circle

Free-thinkers, beware!

Base Price . 17.95

Average

Average

Conform in hot colors! Awesome!

Base Price . 22.95

I Heart Making Out

I Heart Making Out

Who doesn't?

Base Price . 17.95

E.D.

E.D.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Base Price . 17.95

Self-Peeling

Self-Peeling

Just don't ask him to do dishes

Base Price . 17.95

Fuck Shirt

Fuck Shirt

Yeah, you read it right.

Base Price . 22.95

Father, What is the Universe?

Father, What is the Universe?

You can start crying now

Base Price . 17.95

Half-Exploded Clown

Half-Exploded Clown

A survivor of Ski Wars
(POTG Radio 2006)
Illustration by Darcy Vorhees

Base Price . 17.95

Truth T-shirt

Truth T-shirt

Deep, so you don't have to be

Base Price . 17.95

I'm The Sperm That Won

I'm The Sperm That Won

You're as much of a winner as everybody else alive

Base Price . 17.95

Planet of the Grapes T-shirt

Planet of the Grapes T-shirt

The perfect gift for your favorite breast man. (for butt men, you're outta luck)

Base Price . 14.95

Post No Bills

Post No Bills

XXXXXXXXL Sizes for skyscrapers available

Base Price . 14.95

I Heart Surgery

I Heart Surgery

For the surgeon/patient in all of us

Base Price . 17.95