Have you ever witnessed birth?
Lights up. Labor scene
Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. LaQuinn. It's a boy!
(Smiles and merriment).
Lights down
Have you ever seen a clown being born?
Congratulations, Mr and Mrs. LaQuinn. It's a clown!
(Awkward silence)
It's not beautiful.
But...we're not clowns!
I can't believe this came out of me!
Audio of a honk of one of those clown squeeze horns.
(Audio of a honk of one of those clown squeeze horns). Lights down
Lights up on a MAN on side of stage, sitting in chair, rocking back and forth
This is supposed to be deep!